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Question

Where is Suri Cruise....come up with a crazy story. wildest story wins best answer!!!!! (just for fun)

Answer 1

Suri Cruise..... known as TOm & Katies baby, but really Katie staged her pregnancy because Tom brainwashed her into thinking that he was God & she must obey him, only speak when spoken to, shutter at his every word, never complain, tell him he is teh greatest man in the entire existence of the, that ever was, has been or will be. SHe can only read sciontology books, & she must read them every waking moment of her life unless she is bowing to Tom or Tom insists on her doing something. O did I forget she can't sleep....EVER.!! She she staged this pregnancy to become "cool" and "accpeted" in the sciontology world. Also on her "free time".. besides reading & doing everything Tom says no matter what she can throw darts at pictures of Nicole Kidman,Keith URban and/or Brooke Sheilds, fun fun fun!! She has no brain really, or atleast she has no control over what to think or say or do , not even to breath or eat. TOm chants to Katie constantly that anyone who is not a "full Fledged" scientologist are evil people & may noty be looked at, spoken to or acknowleded in any way what so ever. She is also locked in a concrete chamber, surrounded by steel, with rotweilers at ever turn , chains,locks & is forcest to watch videos about sciontology, o did i meanion that if she doesn't obey she will be killed in one of 3 ways, gun,alligator or dog, or an eternity with tom. SHe can have NO contact with family or friends only Michael Jackson, dont ask me why. She desperatley wants to be free, have a life, drive a car, thin k for herself, see her family, have a child & a reasonably sane husband who loves her.. also never have a dog, see Michael Jackosn or TOm again, or an alligator, or concrete, chains, steel, or anythingat all to do with scintology!!! She just wants to set back, breathe, relax, & watch "beaches", invite soem family over, and plot to kill Tom!!! ONly time will tell if she will be brave enough to admit & tell her story, possibly on Oprah!! Also she'd like to burn every couch in teh universe because TOm jumped on Oprahs & that is the first rule of sciontolgoy, ( she trys to forget about everythin but she can't escape this hold Tom has over her), don't talk to Oprah shes too pwerful & no jumping on couches unless Brooke Sheilds i s around or bugs, or Oprah. only when necessary!! Suri never existed.

Answer 2

She is kept in a chamber where she listens to the recorded teachings of L. Ron Hubbard, author and founder or Scientology. Apparently, Scientologists believe that it is never too early to learn the basics of their religion, so instead of playing with toys and mobiles abover her crib, as most babies, she has a map of the universe, and is trying to find which planet her Daddy is from, and from which star system the law of "silent birth" originated. Suri Cruise is learning the art of "couch jumping" and psychology, as interpreted by her father, Tom Cruise, along with the knowledge of how to brainwash others, like Tom did to Katie. Little Suri will emerge from her chamber when she is able to join the Scientologists' fight against all that is rational, and when Tom is sure that his little girl has a protective field around her, made up of energy donated by Tom and his troops, who gather around her every day, and is incapable of being corrupted from the outside world.

Answer 3

There never was a Suri Cruise, they faked the whole thing .
And now they have been unable to come up with a decoy child.
So Tom I s waiting for a "sign" from outerspace a s to where he can pick up a replica child, but the aliens have been unable to get one that measures up to Toms strict ideals.
in th emean time his wife remains in a hyperbaric ( sp?) chamber because tom feels she will recover from her post partum pseudo pregnancy quicker without drugs.
Good Night.

Answer 4

Suri got eatin by a turtle, then got pooped out. Then they Sent them to a camp to help the mental cause they didn't believer her when they told her that she got eatin m by a turtle and then she espaced the mental place then she went to the zoo and got eatin by a baby monkey and then they put her on medication . Then she got away agin and then she went to the bathroom and the toliet eat her and they didn't believer and then put here on strongier meds. Then she ran to another state and changed her name to Mary-Sue and then she got eatin by a dog and then she didn't tell no one but a bug and then somehow they mental place found her. Then she desided to move to Japan and called herself Misa and then she got eatin by a squiral and they didn't believe her and then put her back to the unitedstates. Then she went to England then she changed her name to Emily. Then she got eatin by a shark and then she died and everyone now believed her and fealt sooo sorry for her. And gave her a award for not being believed in. And she got a respectful funreal. How sad.

Answer 5

No idea who she is, but she went to Australia to find a purple unicorn doing drugs, with the money she got from working at walmart, so the she could ride him to the Czech Rep. to find a drunken, Amazonian gnome to give birth to a real sledgehammer so she could break someones cuuuuube!! 4 real!!! I witnessed it with my own 3 eyes!!!!

Answer 6

She met Paris Hilton, enough said.

Answer 7

I think she must be taking scientology classes to impress Madonna

Answer 8

SURI IS BREAST FEEDING----SURI GETS ONE SIDE AND TOM GETS THE OTHER

AB

Answer 9

It's in a wonderful land, where Michael Jackson once live. Greatest pop singer of all times...ohhh...ahhh...umm...let me see...could it be McDonalds...No...o0o0 yes...Ferryland...No...umm... oh but hold up!...He said that she said that his mother said that...umm...Molisland.ahh...Yes!

Answer 10

suri cruise............hmm............

being brought up like a princess in cruiseland? ;)