He goes to a retirment home and gathers a few couples. He starts asking them questions about their marrage. He asks how many fights have you had. First couple says once a week, 2sd couple says twice a week, 3rd couple says none. Hes amazed by their ansewer. So he asks the old man how did they manage that? The old man says, On our honeymoon we took a trip to the Grand Canyon and went on a mule ride. Going down the trail my wifes clumsey mule trips and dropped her. She got up and dusted off, then looked at the mule and said thats one. Later on, the mule trips again, again she dusted off looked at the mule and said that's 2. Went on with the ride and not far away the mule tripped again. This time she got up looked at the mule said that's 3. Reach into her backpack pulled out a gun and shot the mule dead.
I then ask her why she did that??
Then she looked at me and said that's 1.
2006-07-04
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