In old days, a youg newly married couple in early teens were together for the first time.
The guy did not know how to do it. The first place he found was the belle button. He kept on doing it on the belle button. The girl got tired of this.
One night she put some oil from belle button to the real place. The guy came and started from the belle button and slipped into the real place.
He jumped up and cried, " I cut up my wife's stomach".
He runs out to the local doctor. Doctor listens to his problem and tells him,
"Don't worry. You did the right surgery. Go back and stick to the new place."
2006-06-30
23:44:40
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