A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices
a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get
him?
Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me
anything I want.
Man: Can I try?
Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.
Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand
bucks.
* Ten thousand ducks appear *
Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000
BUCKS, not DUCKS!
Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
2006-06-30
20:55:16
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