A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices
a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get
him?
Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me
anything I want.
Man: Can I try?
Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.
Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand
bucks.
* Ten thousand ducks appear *
Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000
BUCKS, not DUCKS!
Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
2006-06-30 20:55:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great
2006-06-30 21:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...7/10
2006-07-01 04:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10 out of 10
2006-07-01 04:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 10 a+
2006-07-01 04:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! 10
2006-07-01 04:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by joycebyerly@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very nice, 7/10
2006-07-01 03:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a nice grin on my face. 8/10
2006-07-01 04:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Louis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good 7/10
2006-07-01 04:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by tweetypie88888 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
7/10
2006-07-01 04:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by daksh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle and snort ! ....
Can't think of anything clean and witty to say ! except maybe that it would be most interesting to see what comes up if L4A had to ask that lamp something ....would you take that chance ? ..LOL
2006-07-01 11:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... this one is good... a genie thats hard of hearings... 8/10
2006-07-01 03:57:27 · answer #11 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋