"A fine naughty joke" Read at ur risk?

Question

In old days, a youg newly married couple in early teens were together for the first time.
The guy did not know how to do it. The first place he found was the belle button. He kept on doing it on the belle button. The girl got tired of this.
One night she put some oil from belle button to the real place. The guy came and started from the belle button and slipped into the real place.
He jumped up and cried, " I cut up my wife's stomach".
He runs out to the local doctor. Doctor listens to his problem and tells him,
"Don't worry. You did the right surgery. Go back and stick to the new place."

Answer 1

ummmm....funny....

Answer 2

A newly married village couple were going home after visit to another village. On way they saw a field full of cucumbers. The girl exclaimed what a nice field Give me some money I would buy two cucumbers to bit while on way. So she took two coins from hubby and went to the fellow who was standing in the field.
When the girl asked how much each cucumber that fellow said well two per shot. The girl asks what is meant by shot. The fellow takes her inside the shed and then after finishing his shot sents her back with cucumber and does not take any money. The girl returnes to her husband and says she got cucumbers free for one shot. The husband asks what she means by shot. The girl then take him aside and shows him how it is done. The fellow afetr it is done tells the wife You Return back the CUCUMBER and get back the shot. So the girl goes back and the field fellow hasone more shot and takes back the cucumber.
This also happened in OLD days only.

Answer 3

3/10

Answer 4

extremely confident, if I see some interesting or suspicious questions/solutions from somebody i'm going to check out their approximately me and at times even seek via their interest or maybe verify the call they have signed up with(which no person must be waiting to be certain yet there's a trick to it lol). Yeah that's a sprint stalkerish even though this is extremely powerful to nicely known trolls and benefit perception on human beings right here. such as you're a median Angel, what does that mean besides?

Answer 5

i've got a better one...... a young couple are about to get married and the woman is really nervous because she's not a virgin like her fiance thought. her friend tells her not to worry and to put in a piece of liver and he wouldn't know the difference. so she does that and on their honey moon they go to the hotel room and they start going at it; on the bed, on the floor, in the shower. eventually they go to sleep and when she wakes up there's a note pinned to his pillow. it said " Honey, last night was the best night of my life, and because we won't ever be able to do that again i've decided to leave p.s. your pussy's in the sink.

Answer 6

thumb up for ya !! nice one, seriously. i've got anotha one

a little boy sees a dog sexing a biatch. intrigued he asks to his dad "dad, what are they doing?" a little bit embarssed, the father replies"you see son, the bicth, who's under, doesn't want to go back home, so the dog has to pull her"
the boy thinks for two seconds, then says with a big smile "hey, it's like mum yesterday hey! thank god she was holding tight on the bathroom sink, otherwise the postman would have taken her to the post office hey!"

Answer 7

Not bad.



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Answer 8

that just was not too funny at all. Needs work.

Answer 9

NOT that funny but very naughty!

Answer 10

Sorry, it's not that funny to me.

Answer 11

haha