A journalist is writing an article about long lasting marriage's.?

Question

He goes to a retirment home and gathers a few couples. He starts asking them questions about their marrage. He asks how many fights have you had. First couple says once a week, 2sd couple says twice a week, 3rd couple says none. Hes amazed by their ansewer. So he asks the old man how did they manage that? The old man says, On our honeymoon we took a trip to the Grand Canyon and went on a mule ride. Going down the trail my wifes clumsey mule trips and dropped her. She got up and dusted off, then looked at the mule and said thats one. Later on, the mule trips again, again she dusted off looked at the mule and said that's 2. Went on with the ride and not far away the mule tripped again. This time she got up looked at the mule said that's 3. Reach into her backpack pulled out a gun and shot the mule dead.
I then ask her why she did that??

Then she looked at me and said that's 1.

Answer 1

That's 2.

Answer 2

You don't mean Donny married to Marie do you? Anyway, my marriage has lasted a long time and my husband and I are atheists. Now what?

Answer 3

The man then said, "I looked back at her and said, 'That's 3;" and, because I loved her so much, treated her the way she must have wanted to be treated by her own example and shot her dead. I married the woman that you were speaking to in this retirement home just yesterday. She doesn't say things to me like my first wife ever said."

Answer 4

A guy goes to his doctor to get the results of some tests, and the doc comes in and says, "I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, Brian, but you're dying."
Brian's completely taken for a loop here, and says, "Well, how long do I have, doc?"
The doctor says, "Ten."
Brian says, "Ten what? Years... months?"
The doctor said, "Nine...eight...seven..."

You counted up... I counted down.

Answer 5

wow... run away... run away fast! lol

Answer 6

FUNNY

Answer 7

Thanks for the laugh.