Entertainment & Music - 4 July 2006

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?


since most of you are complaining about these not being questions even though they're in JOKES and riddles i have a question that you can now answer

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2006-07-04 20:59:07 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

.. and why you think so?

2006-07-04 20:58:00 · 23 answers · asked by katrina_ponti 6 in Polls & Surveys

P2P file sharing or MTV making urban and hiphop music overly mainstream?

2006-07-04 20:57:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-04 20:56:48 · 11 answers · asked by cylant65 1 in Movies

2006-07-04 20:56:39 · 4 answers · asked by Rachel R 1 in Movies

2006-07-04 20:54:35 · 13 answers · asked by Fr3shPr1nce 2 in Other - Entertainment

there are 3 teams in the nba that the name of the team dont end with s what are the teams?

2006-07-04 20:54:24 · 4 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Jokes & Riddles

seriously... all rap today is about drugs, sex, whores, gats, how im a thug, rape, and all that bullshit. and not to mention how they steal riffs and beats from classic rock artist and other talented musicians. I listend to a rap station with one of my friends and some rap dude took OZZYS riff to Crazy Train and used it over and over to his gay song. then i forgot who it was, but they took The Doors, Riders of the storm song, lyrics and everything, and added like.. nothing to it.. whats your opinion on this?

2006-07-04 20:51:54 · 11 answers · asked by Josh 1 in Music

Spider man 3!!! may 2007..WHOS A FAN

2006-07-04 20:51:15 · 6 answers · asked by HitMan101 1 in Movies

mine is Dirty Mary Flint
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

2006-07-04 20:46:46 · 36 answers · asked by rubytuesday. 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."


This is one of the hardest riddles known to man. Don't let yourself be distacted by the fillers. First one with a correct answer gets 10 points.

2006-07-04 20:46:17 · 12 answers · asked by Emily 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.


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2006-07-04 20:45:53 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

And why?

2006-07-04 20:45:13 · 9 answers · asked by alex_sublime 2 in Music

2006-07-04 20:44:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i mean she's a bad singer, she can't act and there are plenty of girls who are better looking than her.is she famous just because she is rich?

2006-07-04 20:43:32 · 36 answers · asked by christine 1 in Celebrities

The Woman's Guide to What the Man is Really Saying. "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business.

2006-07-04 20:42:09 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone read them? they're very funny, and more candid than magazines.

2006-07-04 20:40:43 · 6 answers · asked by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 in Magazines

2006-07-04 20:40:09 · 12 answers · asked by lala 1 in Music

2006-07-04 20:40:00 · 1 answers · asked by BelKa 2 in Celebrities

The Men's Guide to what the Woman really mean

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

2006-07-04 20:39:59 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I think he is extrmeley funny. just the way he is. like in rush hour. he is one of a kind. so why doesnt he play in more movies? o and do you like him or find him funny?

2006-07-04 20:39:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

concerning love especially? shout out to all my libra homies, spesh those born october 14. HOLLER!

2006-07-04 20:38:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-07-04 20:36:09 · 2 answers · asked by teljax 2 in Music

"Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.

2006-07-04 20:34:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2 points for answering
10 points for best answer
What is the trademark line used in almost every episode of South Park?

2006-07-04 20:32:23 · 25 answers · asked by Kryztal 5 in Television

His likes are
Tomatoes on the vine, onions
life, baby ducks, old pickup trucks
rain,birds of the world and squirrels.
Who is he? What reference is this to?

2006-07-04 20:31:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

fill up the blank

2006-07-04 20:31:32 · 16 answers · asked by rock_hard 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-04 20:31:02 · 18 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Music

2006-07-04 20:30:17 · 12 answers · asked by lexi w 1 in Movies

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.
His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.

The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber! The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friendds looked at him with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious!

The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

ha that just cracks me up! lol ♥

2006-07-04 20:28:46 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles