Awesome words of wisdom for those who are confused lol?

Question

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.


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Answer 1

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.



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Answer 2

Good!!!! Really Good!!!!

Check out these:

Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

George Burns
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Jean Kerr
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Marty Feldman
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Dave Edison
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

Jerry Seinfeld
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Winston Churchill
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Marion Barry, Mayor
If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Oscar Wilde
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him.

Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

David Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Rita Mae Brown
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Groucho Marx
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Charlie Brown
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Will Rogers
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Answer 3

For cool I say cool, it really is what it really is. For marvelous i might want to really not say, and the swifter that word is going decrease lower back to which skill what it initially meant, the happier i'd be. in case you pick to carry close what marvelous quite skill, seem in a dictionary.

Answer 4

My only advise is just: BREATHE. It'll all come to you in time. Don't sweat the small stuff and worry about the big things. I try to write things down so I DON'T forget. Works for me.

Answer 5

wateva it si ur confused bout.... approach it in a positive manner n in da end u'll be in da rite place at da rite time n den u can get rid of ur confusin

Answer 6

I'm laughing thanks for the 2 points. But next time ask a real question. Two wrongs made me 2 points lol.

Answer 7

your friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying that was awesome.

Answer 8

hey sweetie! are you ok tonight? your starting to make me think your depressed

Answer 9

Thank you for your strange wonderful wisdom... ^_^

Answer 10

Those are funny :)