The Woman's Guide to What the Man is Really Saying. "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = Same as Above
"Can I call you sometime?" = Same as Above
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business.
2006-07-04 20:42:09 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
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2006-07-04 20:42:20 · update #1
LMAO!!!!
2006-07-04 20:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by green123 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Okay most of those are totally false except "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I'm sorry we can't handle longer than 1 hour in a mall
2006-07-05 04:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by T.J. W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what that means...
all your above = I think all men are shallow because I have bad taste in men. I probably passed on the pathetic prick who had a crush on me in highschool. After all, I don't want a romantic love life, with someone who would worship the ground I walk on, and actual mean the things he says. I want a cute guy who will shut me up, and screw my brains out, over and over, every night, no questions asked.
2006-07-05 03:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by kerbourchardalan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn da bears you are on a roll you got this one very right too lol!
2006-07-05 03:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeey...not all guys are like that....some are more sensitive, who actually try to get to know the girl before they sleep with her........
2006-07-05 03:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your the biggest stereotyping person ever
2006-07-05 04:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by Fr3shPr1nce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny and it really amused me. lol
2006-07-05 03:46:35 · answer #7 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! So funny.
2006-07-05 15:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by MARCIA R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋