The Men's Guide to what the Woman really mean
You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
2006-07-04 20:39:59 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I a little fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books,and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
part II coming up this time for women and what men really mean hehe ♥
2006-07-04 20:40:21 · update #1
I liked it and I'm eager to see part 2! :)
2006-07-04 20:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by bettywitdabigbooty 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
can't wait 4 part 2
2006-07-04 22:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by Vie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women mean burden on earth, boys and everyone
first god made earth then slept for 5 days
then me made "men" and slept for 10 days
then he made woman and did not get to sleep till today
2006-07-04 20:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by dmehta_14 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud waiting fpr part 2
2006-07-04 21:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by indian beauty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very true no joke!
you hit it on the nose
2006-07-04 20:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-07-05 00:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by jong jong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!
WFW
2006-07-04 21:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋