Yay its time for another segment of... the Love it or Hate it joke of the night!?

Question

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.
His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.

The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber! The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friendds looked at him with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious!

The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

ha that just cracks me up! lol ♥

Answer 1

ha ha ha......dumb person!!

He deserves it!!!! he he he

Answer 2

Lol, that's great!! How about this one:

There are three workmen working on this building that hasn't been finished yet, an Irishman, a Scot and an Australian. The get talking and eventually the conversation turns to the lunches that their wives make for them.

The Irishman say "If my wife makes me baked potatoes for lunch one more time, I'll jump of this building."

Now let's keep in mind that this building is large and bound to have many metal poles sticking out in random places, so survival likelyhood is low.

Yet, the other workmen nodded their understanding.

Next was the Scot, he said "If my wife makes me mutton for lunch again, I'll jump off the building."

Again, they all nodded.

Finally the Australian spoke out, in his loud, rather coarse voice he pronounced "If my wive makes me vegimite sandwiches for lunch again, I'll jump off the building too."

The day passes and they gather again at the top of the building for lunch the next day. They each pull out their lunches and examine the contents.

"Oh not again" said the Irishman and he ran to the edge of the building before leaping off the edge.

"I told her no mutton!!" said the Scot and he followed the Irishman to his death.

The Australian looked at his lunch, sighed and followed quickly behind.

After the incident, the wives gathered and discussed the deaths of their husbands.

"If only he had told me that he didn't like baked potatoes" said the Irishman's wife.

The wives nodded their understanding.

"If only I had listened when he told me how much he hated mutton" said the wife of the Scot.

Again the wives nodded their understanding.

The wives turned and looked at the wife of the Australian with anticipation.

The Australian woman was turning red and clenching her fists. SHe hit her fists on the table before yelling "The stupid idiot made his own lunch!"

Answer 3

That one is humorous I actually have a comic tale. somewhat youngster prays to God although the dad and mom over the following, and he says "thanks for the excellent day, bless mommy,daddy and strong bye Grand ma". the subsequent day Grand ma dies, the dad and mom freak out somewhat and wait till eventually thier son prays lower back. This time he prays "thanks for the excellent day, bless mommy,daddy and strong bye Grand pa". the subsequent day grand pa dies. And now they fairly freak out and are very astounding with their youngster. the youngster is going to wish and says "thanks for the excellent day, bless mommy,daddy and strong bye Daddy". the subsequent day the got here upon the milk guy mendacity lifeless infront of their homestead.... I somewhat lame, yet I loved it.

Answer 4

Nice..

Answer 5

That's GREAT! Keep them comming!

Answer 6

thats funny

Answer 7

nice one! and why havent you e mailed me yet? :) smile!

Answer 8

..... yeah.. women are whores.. hahahaha... uh no..

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

lol... silly