1 you find yourself begining to like accordian music
2 lawn care has become a big highlight of your life
3 your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
4 you tune into the easy listining station on purpose
5 you discover that your measurments are now small medium and large in that order
6 you keep repeting yourself
7 you start videotaping daytime game shows
8 at cafeterias you complain that the jello is to tough
9 your new esaychair has more options than your car
10 when you do the hokey pokey you put your left hip out and it stays there
11 1 of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
12 conversations with people people of your own age often turn into duelling ailments
13 you keep repeting yourself
14 it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump
15 youre on a tv game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker
16 you begin every other sentance with "nowadays"
17 you run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs
2006-06-28
14:05:30
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