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2006-06-28 14:11:30 · 4 answers · asked by ray 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.

2006-06-29 02:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 6 0

A couple of years ago I went to NYC for the first time. I absolutely loved it and couldn't get enough of the skyscrapers. Well, I was walking down fifth avenue with my family, looking up at one of the aformentioned buildings when suddenly my face and the ground met each other quite suddenly. Apparently I tripped over this huge orange cone in the middle of the sidewalk! So there I sat, in the middle of Fifth Avenue NY with my face bleeding all over the place! A bunch of people came up and asked if I was okay, but I was so embarassed that I couldn't answer them without hysterically crying! I've never lived it down!

2006-06-28 21:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0 0

omg!!! this happened yesterday!!!! i met this totally hott guy and i had to **** soooo bad and we were going camping!!!! i tried to hod it but it took soo long to get there that i **** my pants and i wouldnt admit it so we had to go the whole way there with the smell of my **** gassing up the car... but the really bad part is when i got out of the seat there was a **** stain!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-28 21:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Nikki 1 · 0 0

falling of a bike in front of your friends

2006-06-28 21:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by ruletwogreen 2 · 0 0

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