George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously,
he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on
my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely
have to stay here I'm going to have to let someone
else go. I've got three folks who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George
thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm
not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledge hammer and room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George was Bill
Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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