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Im not after entire songs just lines that make you cringe or laugh. I have three in mind you get loads of respect if you can beat them. I will reveal mine later

2006-06-28 13:47:56 · 28 answers · asked by dave_e_wood 4 in Entertainment & Music Music

ok mine are,
I'm as serious as cancer when I say rytham is a dancer - snap

I'm not afraid of a ghost rather have a piece toast - desree

Were a duo a twosome so many lyrics were frightened to use them - pj and duncan

Come on I know you can do better!

2006-06-28 14:17:06 · update #1

28 answers

From the "perfect" country and western song.

Well I was drunk the day Ma got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain,
But before I could get there in my pick-up truck,
She got hit by a danged old train!

That's the verse the artist added at the end of his song after a record company exec told him that the rest of the song wasn't any good for country/western music because it didn't mention any of those things listed in that verse. :o)

2006-06-28 13:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Martin S 7 · 11 5

Ever heard of those anorexic skinny girls called 'The Cheeky Girls'?! They were awful they did a song cant remember what its called but it went:
'we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls
you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys
come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky song woo
come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky song woo
come and smile don’t be shy
touch my bum this is life
cheeky cheeky'

If you've never heard of them, thank God, coz you'd rather forget them trust me!

2006-06-28 13:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by bluestar 4 · 0 0

Touch me I'm sick by Mudhoney is pretty bad.

Swallow my pride by Green river

Full on Kevin's mom by Soundgarden.

Those are just the titles.

On the bad English record front I'd go with:

Shudupayaface

or

There's Klingon's on the starboard bough, starboard bough, starboard bough.... remember how bad that was?

I'll put money on anything by Chaz and Dave though!

2006-06-28 14:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hanky Panky

My baby does the hanky panky

My baby does the hanky panky

My baby does the hanky panky

My baby does the hanky panky

My baby does the hanky panky

(Hey, What's the words to the next verse?)

My baby does the hanky panky

My hanky does my baby baby

My baby does my hanky hanky

My baby does my baby baby

My baby does the hanky panky

How stupidly repetitive is that? Yeah, we get it. You baby is a sl*t. hahaha
This is from the late 60's. All time worst!

2006-06-28 17:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Spice Girls. Zigga Zig Ah!

2006-06-28 13:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by emmabell22 4 · 0 0

You're the woman I love
And I love what it's doin' to you
Having my baby
You're a woman in love
And I love what's goin' thru you
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Oh, the seed inside you baby
Do you feel it growin'
Are you happy knowin'
That you're having my baby

Aaaaarrrrrgh!

2006-06-28 13:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by vita64 5 · 0 0

All by myself by Green Day (sung by Tre Cool)

2006-06-28 13:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sylvie 4 · 0 0

Around the world by Daft Punk it constainly repeats the same tune and lyrics ugh.....

2006-06-28 14:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Oh Blimey where do you start?
"Thunderbolt and Lightening
Very very frightening"
for instance...
or what about
"I'm gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday"
Don't get me started...

2006-06-28 14:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Candy Peach 2 · 0 0

I'm Odette on this one. Every one she mentioned makes me cringe - urrrrhhhhggggghhhhh!

2006-06-28 23:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and someone left the cake out in the rain! - Webb

I’m the demon alcohol (demon alcohol)
Ha ha, demon alcohol (demon alcohol)
Let’s party - Ozmeister

never walk under ladders, I keep a rabbit's tail. (repetition, but the whole song is mentalist!) - Desree

2006-06-29 05:07:56 · answer #11 · answered by Summersun! 1 · 0 0

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