What do you think of my George W. Bush joke?

Question

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously,
he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on
my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely
have to stay here I'm going to have to let someone
else go. I've got three folks who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George
thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm
not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledge hammer and room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George was Bill
Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"




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People, it's a joke someone sent me, I am a Bush supporter!!

Hey, You all know I lke my Prez, but I really thought it was a cutie.

Answer 1

Hillary-ous. Thanks for the smile ;-)

In the spirit of fair play:

Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at home.
Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."

Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up."

Bill finally wakes up and says, "What do you want?" Hillary responds, "I have to go use the bathroom."

To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom."

Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."
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Bill Clinton was out jogging when a hooker standing on the corner hailed him.
"Hey Mr. Clinton! Fifty bucks!"
"No, no." Bill replied with a grin, "How about five bucks?" She said "no" and he kept on jogging.
This exchange soon became a part of the Bill's normal routine. Each day as he'd approach the corner, the hooker would yell out, "Hey Mr. Clinton... Fifty Bucks!" and Bill would holler back, "No, Five Bucks!"
Well, one day, Hillary decided she wanted to go jogging with Bill. As they neared the corner, Bill suddenly realized what a terrible scene was about to happen. Sure enough, there was the hooker, and just like all the other times she smiled and waved and yelled out, "Hey Mr. Clinton......See what you get for Five Bucks!"

Answer 2

Pretty goos. (Poor old George)

Here is another Bush joke for you.


The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"

Answer 3

Here's a bigger one: A man walks right into a bar and sees Bush and Cheney sitting within the again at an extended desk with a host of maps making plans whatever out. Trying to behave cool, the fellow sits down on the bar and has a couple of beverages. After just a little whilst he notices that Bush and Cheney are nonetheless engaged in heavy dialogue. So he is going over to them and asks "Mr. President, mr. Vice President, why are you man right here?" Bush turns round and solutions "Well we are making plans the homicide of 30 million Iraqis and a biker!" The men asks "Why the biker?", at which factor Cheney appears at Bush and says "See, I informed you no person could care approximately the 30 million Iraqis!"

Answer 4

Why would George Bush go to hell? You said it was obvious...why would George Bush obviously go to hell?

What makes you so funny anyway? Telling the oldest joke in the world and putting in the names with Presidents and Prime Ministers and putting it on Yahoo Questions is probably the only thing you have ever done of any note since you were potty trained.

Idiot. Do something with your life.

Answer 5

Damn, Bungie.... you're the last one I thought I'd ever see post something like that. Funny, but I'd prefer the joke be about Michael Moore.

Answer 6

I heard the same joke, but it was years ago, and it was about Ted Kennedy, not GW. Some liberal out there is manipulating jokes!

Answer 7

ROFLMAO, hell naw! That was hee-larious. But the joke would be better if it was Ann Coulter in Hell, and her hands were behind her back (*gag* *cough* *gag*). Heh, heh.

P.S- That's her gagging, BTW!

Answer 8

i thought that your joke wasnt very good!!!! what makes u think george bush is going to hell?????

Answer 9

Oh! Great punchline! Wasn't expecting that at all.
Hyeh hyeh.. :))

Answer 10

Dude that is funnier than hell!!