2006-06-28 13:48:36 · 16 answers · asked by funkymonkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
So, she bought some better butter,
Better than the bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
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Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One day One-one won one race.
And Two-two won one too.
2006-06-28 14:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know any good ones but I think meowwhatutalkingbout deserves 10 points just for that screwed up betty butter thing.Thats not even right.... Id love to see a drunk try to recite that. LMAO!
2006-06-28 14:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by nicolenewman9952 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sally sells sea shells down by hte sea shore
i no the other persoon did the same 1, but they didnt do it rite:)
2006-06-28 13:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by jessica t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eleven lovely ladies lept laughingly over the lizard laden lake bed.
2006-06-28 14:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
2006-06-28 13:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by Toddacanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sally got some sea shells by the sea shore
2006-06-28 13:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by <3semma luvr<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, when I kiss you, I will twist your tongue real good!
2006-06-28 13:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by bob m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I slitted a sheet,a sheet I slit now I sit on the sheet I slit.
2006-06-28 13:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say this three times fast (not to an elder or cop)
SHE SHOT THE CITY SHERIFF
(when done RIGHT, it will come out she shot the sh*ty sheriff which is really funny)
2006-06-28 13:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i slit a sheet. the sheet i slit was a well slit sheet, and now on the slitted sheet i sit
one smart fellow he felt smart
two smart fellow they felt smart
three smart fellows, they all felt smart
2006-06-28 13:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋