1 you find yourself begining to like accordian music
2 lawn care has become a big highlight of your life
3 your underwear creeps up on you and you enjoy it
4 you tune into the easy listining station on purpose
5 you discover that your measurments are now small medium and large in that order
6 you keep repeting yourself
7 you start videotaping daytime game shows
8 at cafeterias you complain that the jello is to tough
9 your new esaychair has more options than your car
10 when you do the hokey pokey you put your left hip out and it stays there
11 1 of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle
12 conversations with people people of your own age often turn into duelling ailments
13 you keep repeting yourself
14 it takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump
15 youre on a tv game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker
16 you begin every other sentance with "nowadays"
17 you run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs
2006-06-28 14:05:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops sorry guys i menat getting old not crazy my mistake
2006-06-28 14:15:23 · update #1
You are forgiven for the mistake.
Here is one for you. No mistakes here.
Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball/soccer/basketball/etc.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Good beer costs less than good women.
27. A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
28. Beer doesn't expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you.
29. A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed.
30. You can't get thrown in jail for having a beer under the grandstand at halftime.
31. Afterwards, a beer won't feel guilty, cry, propose, call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist.
32. Beer never bugs you to have little beers.
33. If your preference for a type of beer changes, you don't have to get involved with lawyers.
34. Beers don't want a lasting relationship.
35. A beer doesn't make you sleep on the couch after you've taken six other beers on a picnic.
36. After you've put your lips to a beer, a beer never asks, "What are you doing?"
37. Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of.
38. You can have a beer on your lunch hour.
39. A beer never wants to stay up afterwards talking about respect.
40. A beer won't slap you in the face for putting it between your legs at a drive-in movie.
2006-06-28 19:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-31 21:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking if anyone is going crazy because you are and all the things that you listed are happening to you?
2006-06-28 14:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by MagnificentOne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know that i am going crazy with boredom, but i have not tried these yet...maybe tomorrow?
2006-06-28 14:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats getting old not crazy!
2006-06-28 14:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, the guy who wanted someone to lick his black balls!!!
2006-06-28 14:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Lonnie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think that i am crazy b/c i just read that WHOLE thing! haha
2006-06-28 14:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy P 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cRaZy!!!!
I know I'm lame.
2006-06-28 14:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by kristi w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-06-28 14:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by jessica t 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋