crap a softball??? or pee a marble????
2006-06-28 14:06:46 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would choose pee a marble since the marble would be easier to swallow to get it in position to pee anyway!
2006-06-28 15:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by rustyohiostate 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is your Captain
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t_i_t_s out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot 's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a s_h_i_t first."
2006-06-28 19:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap enough to mold into the size of a softball
2006-06-28 14:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pee marbles
2006-06-28 15:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap a softball.
2006-06-28 15:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked my husband and he said crap a softball.
I asked him why and he said: "Pee a marble? Oh my GAAAWWWDDD."
LOL
2006-06-28 14:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by NoWayOut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat plucked chicken and roadkill deer stew.
2006-06-28 14:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap a sofball so that you could tell your friends and its easier to get out
2006-06-28 14:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. too painful and the body would reject both causing you severe pain.
2006-06-28 14:12:35 · answer #9 · answered by Stanbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a pineapple out of your @@@@@.
2006-06-28 14:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋