Entertainment & Music - 26 June 2006

Mine would have to be Def Leppard..

2006-06-26 17:40:07 · 27 answers · asked by shashasha 5 in Movies

2006-06-26 17:39:18 · 20 answers · asked by Crash Into Me 3 in Music

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood
on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he
noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder
was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load
of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last
night." the mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night.
This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday
morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the
neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild.
Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

Well all the guys go in the bedroom, and we come out one at a
time with a sheet covering us, and only our "privates" showing through
a hole in the sheet. Then the wome! n try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came
up four or five times."

2006-06-26 17:37:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Submit it. Here's mine. What did the hot dog get in his graduation?


The Honor roll. LMAO. ok ok, that was corny.

2006-06-26 17:37:07 · 9 answers · asked by WiseGuyRobin 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-06-26 17:36:48 · 5 answers · asked by supaxgalx335 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-26 17:35:30 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite Chistian band.... And do you think Hawk Nelson should be considered a christian band???

2006-06-26 17:35:00 · 13 answers · asked by JustWondrering 2 in Music

If you did who R U voting for? and witch band was Rob James in? I'm voting for Greg Neufeld! He's so HOT and from my town!

2006-06-26 17:34:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Why, would anyone who has the largest fan assembly (Aside from star wars) want to end her career and loose all her fans by killing two characters in her final book?? This is just disgusting.

2006-06-26 17:34:35 · 14 answers · asked by ebay_convert 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-26 17:33:43 · 29 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who all think that is Superman kid? I think and hope it might be. It could be.

2006-06-26 17:33:43 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

2006-06-26 17:33:35 · 1 answers · asked by alacaliwest 3 in Television

I just recently saw Dane Cook on a re-run of SNL and he was hilarious. I've been watching Tourgasm...where else can I find his genius work?

2006-06-26 17:33:25 · 3 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-26 17:32:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-26 17:32:08 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates. Com! There's a reason I didn't talk to them for 25 years. Because I didn't particularly like them!
Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule #2: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull.
People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, the chili costs less than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
Luckily, it was only a finger! If it were a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.

New Rule #3: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged.
I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule #4: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows:
do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule #5: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water,
but without that watery taste.
Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?
Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule #6: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf Grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule #7: Girls, just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. Come on, it's right above the crack of your *** and it translates to "beef with broccoli."
The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual. You were just high when you picked it out.

New Rule #8: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins.
ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating,
because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.
What's next, competitive farting?
Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule #9: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows,
then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens.
Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule #10: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings.
Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule #11: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael.
I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish.
I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule #12: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months."
"He's two," will do just fine.
He's not a cheese.
And I didn't really care in the first place.

2006-06-26 17:30:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My favorite one is Hera Pheri (Indian) and The King & I (the only emotional English movie I watched).

2006-06-26 17:30:50 · 14 answers · asked by HARITMA S 1 in Movies

2006-06-26 17:30:37 · 17 answers · asked by Wolfie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-26 17:30:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Having asked philosophical and society-related questions lately, I've decided to ask a lighter-hearted question. Hopefully there'll be no accusations of being terrible in this one, no?
I am a member and potential frontman of a band in the Bay Area. I've challenged my fellow bandmates to practice over the next two months and get so good that we are able to land a gig at a local venue or festival... whatever gets us out of our high school.
While some venues charge money, some don't. Some also ask for demos. In any case, how does one actually go about booking a gig?

2006-06-26 17:30:17 · 2 answers · asked by traviavis 3 in Music

Star MOvies .. Indian Time Saturdays 7 p.m..

2006-06-26 17:30:02 · 1 answers · asked by dinliz 1 in Television

i say ciara

2006-06-26 17:28:15 · 12 answers · asked by jihad s 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-26 17:27:58 · 12 answers · asked by Dina 2 in Jokes & Riddles

can someonegicve me foods i can try to change my diet habits. Im trying to have a baby and i really want to start good eating habits now

2006-06-26 17:25:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-26 17:24:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

From any time period, tell me the name and genre (rock, punk, swing, jazz, etc.)

2006-06-26 17:23:32 · 5 answers · asked by NotMySecret 3 in Music

Now that Shaq's a cop...do you think he'll ever go udercover?

2006-06-26 17:23:12 · 9 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4 in Celebrities

A woman went to her boyfriend's parent's house for Christmas
>>Dinner.
>> >
>> >This was her first time meeting the family and she is very
>>nervous.
>> >
>> >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began
>>to feel a
>> >little discomfort.
>> >
>> >Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas
>>pains were
>> >
>> >almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
>>decided to
>> >relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.
>> >
>> >It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
>> >
>> >Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's
>>father
>> >looked
>> >
>> >over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
>>and
>> >
>> >said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
>> >
>> >The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her
>>face.
>> >
>> >A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
>>again.
>> >
>> >This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
>>longer "rrriiippp"
>> >
>> >The! father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".
>> >
>> >Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"
>> >
>> >A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
>> >
>> >This time she didn't even think about it.
>> >
>> >She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
>> >
>> >Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
>> >
>> >"Dammit Skippy", get away from her, before she shits on you!"
>> >
>> >
>> >

2006-06-26 17:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-26 17:22:12 · 5 answers · asked by Mike R 5 in Movies

2006-06-26 17:22:03 · 8 answers · asked by emo.....thats hot 1 in Celebrities