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Submit it. Here's mine. What did the hot dog get in his graduation?


The Honor roll. LMAO. ok ok, that was corny.

2006-06-26 17:37:07 · 9 answers · asked by WiseGuyRobin 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

its a long blonde joke..

two brunettes and a blonde are running from three cops. they gain to about a mile ahead & the only thing in site is an abandoned barn. the first brunette says lets hide here, theres no where else to go. so all three of them go in there. there is nothing in the barn but some old burlap sacks & the brunette goes, lets hide in here.

soon after the cops come into the abandoned barn to find nothing but burlap sacs. the first cop goes, there is nothing in here but burlap sacks, i don't think they are in here. so as he exits he kicks the first burlap sack & the first brunette goes "meow" the cop says, see its only a cat.

the second cop says, yeah your right they arent in here. so he kicks the second burlap sack & the second brunette goes "ruff" & the cop goes, nothing but a dog.

the third cop says what in here? and he sees the third burlap sack moving around. he uses his flashlight to see inside of it & he kicks it, and hears the blonde yell " POTATOES!"

2006-06-26 17:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by T 2 · 1 0

heres another corny joke from a steven king book

ahmm

why did the baby cross the road?

because it was stappeld to the chiken

nyuk nyuk

you may now slap me

2006-06-27 00:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by haylez 1 · 0 0

Milk Milk
Lemonade
Around the Corner
Fudge is made

LMAO!!!

2006-06-27 01:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by jessica_tx_21 4 · 0 0

This was my oldest sons favorite when he was 5 yrs old .... Why did King Kong climb up the empire state building? Because... He was to big to fit in the elevator...

2006-06-27 00:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jacqueline D 3 · 0 0

The one about the chicken crossing the road or some ****.

2006-06-27 01:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0 0

There were a pair of goldfish in a tank, and one turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

2006-06-27 04:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0 0

Stupid people should have to wear signs
that just say,
"I'm Stupid"
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything.
It would be like,
"Excuse me...oops...never mind,
didn't see your sign."


It's like before my wife and I moved.
Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
driveway.
My neighbor comes over and says,
"Hey, you moving?" "Nope.
We just pack our stuff up once or twice
a week to see how many boxes it takes.
Here's your sign."


A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and
this idiot on the dock goes,
"Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope.
Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."


I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit.
And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when
they bite you."
"Well, all right, but hold my sign.
I don't wanna lose it."


Last time I had a flat tire,
I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations.
The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
said,
"Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist.
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and
those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."


We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
We get back to the house,
he gets out of the car,
reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!"
See, if he'd been wearing his sign,
I could have stopped him.


I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his
basic questioning ... okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear
of needing a sign... until he asked,
"So, is your truck stuck?"
I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then
back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge...
here's your sign."


I stayed late at work one night
and a co-worker looked at me and said,
"Are you still here?"
I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."


Know anybody who needs a sign? LOL

2006-06-27 00:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dis~Played 2 · 0 0

How are sex and air alike?



you never really notice them until your aren't getting any.

2006-06-27 00:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by meg-s 1 · 0 0

hahaha/.............sack of potatoes

2006-06-27 00:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by golf_coarse_cool 2 · 0 0

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