2006-06-26 17:27:58 · 12 answers · asked by Dina 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
getting hit by a golf ball at a PGA Tour event
2006-06-26 17:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by youngpirateva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to drive for Domino's Pizza. One nite while on a delivery, I stopped at the house, took the pizza to the door, handed the guy his dinner, and took the cash. I ran back to my car, but I forgot the frozen puddle right in front of my bumper (winter in northern Utah...). Classic cartoon style- I slipped and fell on my a--.
I thought, "I'm so glad no-one saw that... my butt hurts, I think I'll just lay here a minute... no I won't- I'm getting cold, laying here on the ice." I got up and hobbled to my car.
Didn't tell anyone about it till about 6 months later..
2006-06-27 04:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While at a mini golf course i jokingly told my friend to hit the ball as hard as she could, which she did. i barely ducked out of the way in time the little red ball flew over my head and into a trolly across the road.
okay i think you had to be there, but it was awesomely funny.
2006-06-27 00:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by dapperflapper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was 12 years old and tryin to play it cool around one of my college friends i was in a social club with (dance team)
so let me paint the picture (oldest and youngest girls there )hanging out at the beach just talkin bout life..in my case lack there of.
so some college dudes come up and start hollering at us tryin to get some numbers
so when i was asked i responded with (now get this) I'm not interested in starting a relationship...
then a seagull pooped on my right thigh!!
wow the stuff you say when your young Tryin to be cool!! i still laugh
2006-06-27 00:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by jennooon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sophomore year of high school. I had a minor part and someone stepped on my custom and one of my boobs popped out. The rest of the year was filled with comments on my breast but i did get asked out...a lot
2006-06-27 00:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by manthamanthers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at my friends house trying to make a penjulum and i tied one end of a satring to a pole and another to a bat, i tried to throw it over a tree but it didn't work, i got mad and threw the bat but forgot it was still tied to the pole, it came hurtling back and hit me in the eye and it immediatly swelled up
2006-06-27 00:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by patyrick140 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hated my school and we had to make cards for the director on director day so my class decided to make a really ugly card cus we really disliked the director
it ended up being this ugly flower with glitter dots on it the glitter was like dark purple and silver also it was smeared and had no point to it
we had to present them to her and stand up on the stage and present them in front of everyone
none of my friends wanted to do it so they dared me and this other girl to go up and present it
it was so embarrassing but we won 1st place in the card contest and my class was like crying from laughing
2006-06-27 00:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a bar and asked the barmaid how far along she was........Well, to come to find out she wasn't pregnant, and she let me know it too. If I could have crawled under the bar I would have. =0)~
2006-06-27 00:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by bankster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably when i was at school i ripped my pants on the chalk bored.. the whole back pocket ripped off and i had a floss on that day, and everyone saw my toosh!!
it was embarrassing
2006-06-27 00:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by ixpickxmyxnose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot of things we'll just say lol
2006-06-27 00:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by softballer_2424 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋