A woman went to her boyfriend's parent's house for Christmas
>>Dinner.
>> >
>> >This was her first time meeting the family and she is very
>>nervous.
>> >
>> >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began
>>to feel a
>> >little discomfort.
>> >
>> >Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas
>>pains were
>> >
>> >almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
>>decided to
>> >relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart.
>> >
>> >It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
>> >
>> >Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's
>>father
>> >looked
>> >
>> >over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
>>and
>> >
>> >said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
>> >
>> >The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her
>>face.
>> >
>> >A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
>>again.
>> >
>> >This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
>>longer "rrriiippp"
>> >
>> >The! father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".
>> >
>> >Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"
>> >
>> >A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
>> >
>> >This time she didn't even think about it.
>> >
>> >She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
>> >
>> >Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
>> >
>> >"Dammit Skippy", get away from her, before she shits on you!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
2006-06-26 17:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is 1 of the most funniest jokes ive heard!! Thanks for the laugh you could be a stand-up comedian
2006-06-26 17:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
Lmao thats rilly funni
2006-06-27 00:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by softballer_2424 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA LMAO!!!!!
2006-06-27 00:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋