Entertainment & Music - 22 June 2006

2006-06-22 08:11:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♥abi♥ 2 in Other - Entertainment

If you must lie, be brief.


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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


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Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.


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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


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How do Belgians play hide-and-seek? They cover their eyes.


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Common sense is the least common of all senses.


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Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them.


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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.


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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.


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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."


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Oh yeah? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?


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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

2006-06-22 08:11:10 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

brooke hogans new song

2006-06-22 08:10:46 · 2 answers · asked by Jessi 1 in Music

2006-06-22 08:09:44 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ BabyBlu ♥ 2 in Movies

The choices are: Chicago, Detroit, Seattle, Nashville, Memphis, or New Orleans.

2006-06-22 08:09:42 · 10 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Polls & Surveys

What is everyone's favorite Kumbia king's song?? Do you like their spanish or english songs better?

What's your favorite Belinda song? I think she needs to learn english better, don't you? She sounds really bad in her song "Be Free" I love her songs Angel and Vivir.

2006-06-22 08:09:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Example:

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"numchuks"






I'm really bored.

2006-06-22 08:09:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

do when er hang out any suggestions?

2006-06-22 08:09:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Just a little something for the Charmed fans. Who is the first to sort them the same way I would, gets 10 points! :D
The characters are:
Prue
Cole
Leo
Phoebe
Piper
Paige
It's not so hard, there are only six of them!

P.S. Watch for my nickname... Reveals somethin'!

2006-06-22 08:08:56 · 23 answers · asked by Lucretia 4 in Television

I hurt my back and can no longer stand up straight. Anything I can do to stand erect again?

2006-06-22 08:08:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-22 08:07:31 · 10 answers · asked by gee bee 1 in Other - Entertainment

yeah- a $50k car is expensive... but im talking like $200 for a pair of jeans or like $100 for a hamburger

2006-06-22 08:07:20 · 25 answers · asked by jdotrdot1000 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-22 08:07:09 · 17 answers · asked by beesugar24 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-22 08:06:31 · 6 answers · asked by bubbles111905 1 in Music

poor little Toto. Flash forward to end...Dorothy back in Kansas and then it never comes up again. Are we to assume Gulch died in the twister? If not then this is an unresolved problem.

2006-06-22 08:06:23 · 10 answers · asked by Tweet 2 in Movies

Song was from the 70's? Female vocalist, more lyrics: so you say it's time to move in together , raise a family of our own, you and me , well that's the way i've always heard it should be....

2006-06-22 08:06:16 · 2 answers · asked by rudy 1 in Music

2006-06-22 08:05:26 · 4 answers · asked by $C3N3 . FR3$H 5 in Music

Does anyone know any other sites where I can download that song for free?

2006-06-22 08:05:12 · 3 answers · asked by lunytunes_baby 2 in Music

2006-06-22 08:04:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://cgi.ebay.com/Authentic-Philadelphia-Pretzel_W0QQitemZ9533477066QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2006-06-22 08:04:23 · 13 answers · asked by person 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-22 08:03:34 · 33 answers · asked by johnny idaho 1 in Music

2006-06-22 08:03:19 · 32 answers · asked by Kenny ♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-22 08:02:53 · 6 answers · asked by tina 3 in Music

2006-06-22 08:01:49 · 8 answers · asked by Jermaine N 1 in Music

2006-06-22 08:01:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

if you could please tell me in detail what happened thank you

2006-06-22 08:01:34 · 5 answers · asked by Daniella J 1 in Television

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a ****.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

2006-06-22 08:00:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

green day
the ramones
AFI
fall out boy(bad guys)
taking back sunday
my chemical romance
good charlotte
simple plan
all american rejects

anyone else?
okay i love green day and the all american rejects to the point that i think is unhealthybut i still love them and i like some of AFI's stuff but its sorta too depressing but daveys voice just does something to me. i just cant put my finger on it.

2006-06-22 08:00:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it goes:i bring you flowers, to make your day

i

2006-06-22 08:00:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-22 07:59:20 · 10 answers · asked by atljogger 2 in Music