LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a ****.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
2006-06-22 08:00:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love, Sex isnt important, you can just cuddle, Looking into eachothers souls.
Lust, you dont know the color of the person's eyes because they are rolled back into their head
marriage, You have sex with the light off.
2006-06-22 08:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by sweettea 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
whats the difference between love lust and showing off?
Spit, Swllow, and Gargle!
2006-06-22 15:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE: when ur heart does all the thiking
LUST: when your groin does all the thinking
MARRIAGE: when you forget what u were thinking about
Hilarious dude :D
2006-06-22 15:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love - romantic weekend in a ski chalet
lust - a weekend where you never leave the bedroom
marriage - separate vacations
2006-06-22 15:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay - now what do you call it when all three happens?
=D
2006-06-23 19:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is awesome dude.
2006-06-22 15:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the absolute truth i'm telling you
2006-06-22 15:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by boogerlady2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!
2006-06-22 15:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by icddppl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok-ay...
2006-06-22 15:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by biscuits_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋