I hurt my back and can no longer stand up straight. Anything I can do to stand erect again?
2006-06-22 08:08:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey 'eye' haven't seen you in awhile....what's up? Oops never mind....sorry.
2006-06-26 11:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by SunBunny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chiropractor!
2006-06-22 15:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UR PROBLEM IS WRONGLY TERMED ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.IT IS THE INABILITY OF UR PENIS TO GET ERECT.IT HAS NOTHIN TO DO WITH UR BACK.STANDING STRAIGHT AND BACK HURTS ARE PROBLEMS OF UR PHYSIQUE.DO YOGA AND STRETCHINGS...IT'LL CURE BOTH PROBLEMS AND ANY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION TOO IF U HAVE ONE.....HAPPY CURE....
2006-06-22 15:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by brainyguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you make one of those paper & starch volcanoe things in school. Wrap your unit with newspaper and starch and then blow on it with a hair dryer. Your'll be ready in 10 minutes.
2006-06-22 18:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Bent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quitting smoking, losing excess weight, and increasing physical activity may help. Psychotherapy also helrs. see the links for further help.
2006-06-22 15:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can use the other erectile functioning thing to prop yourself up.
2006-06-22 15:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Fantasy Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe there are blue pills for your back!
2006-06-22 15:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by bossman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say take the 'smiling bob' pill. i don't remember what it is, though. i guess just look up 'smiling bob'
2006-06-22 16:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by skaterangels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your doctor.
2006-06-22 15:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by psychoticperson18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, get a wheelchair
2006-06-22 15:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋