He tried it, and said, Isn't this Swiss cheese?"
"NO," I insisted, "I know what I'm talking about!"
"Well," he wanted to know, "how can you be so sure...?"
"Because," I told him, "When I ran out of the store with it, the manager chased me halfway down the block and he kept yelling, 'Hey! That's nacho cheese! That's nacho cheese!' "
(Half the people laughed and half were horrified, wondering if I really did steal it!)
2006-06-22
07:45:04
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