He tried it, and said, Isn't this Swiss cheese?"
"NO," I insisted, "I know what I'm talking about!"
"Well," he wanted to know, "how can you be so sure...?"
"Because," I told him, "When I ran out of the store with it, the manager chased me halfway down the block and he kept yelling, 'Hey! That's nacho cheese! That's nacho cheese!' "
(Half the people laughed and half were horrified, wondering if I really did steal it!)
2006-06-22 07:45:04 · 7 answers · asked by cdf-rom 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, ildjb, I was playing a joke on my pastor.
Fairy, I appreciate the comment, I can't always come up with them on the spur of the moment either.
Chevy please don't be mad at me. I was only kidding with my pastor and he understood it was a joke. I also made it clear to everybody else that I didn't really steal the cheese.
Everybody, next time try to come back with a good one. It doesn't ahve to be food related.
See you all on answers sometime!
2006-06-27 12:58:48 · update #1
Hehe I've not heard that before, my joke head is in the wash right now, so no topping of jokes (especially not cheese toppings)
2006-06-22 08:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this as a joke before. Are you saying this actually happened to you??
2006-06-22 07:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres alot of sadness in the world today,,, imagine over 7 million people having SEX right now and your here reading this isn't that sad
2006-06-22 07:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by s_g_brizan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho Cheese!!!
2006-06-22 07:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one, but this version is a little less racial than the one I heard. Funny.
2006-06-22 07:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your going to hell sinner
2006-06-22 10:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is cute
2006-06-22 07:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by totally stressed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋