2006-06-22 07:37:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken! lol.
2006-06-22 07:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
to keep the terrorists from crossing over to his side of the road, of course.
2006-06-22 14:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ it's katie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the Haliburton Booze, Blow, Bloodshed, and Blithering Boutique®.
2006-06-22 16:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he could not read the "No Pedestrian Crossing" sign.
2006-06-22 14:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by John The Bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To thin out the American population by going to war!
2006-06-22 14:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know, although I hope he'd be hit by a car! Can you tell I'm a frustrated Democrat?
2006-06-22 14:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Creole Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ran out of toilet paper and went to grab the Constitution.
2006-06-29 05:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by nukecat25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he already tried snorting the white line on this side.
2006-06-22 18:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Paul K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he could raise gas prices and make a deal with the devil!
2006-06-22 14:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by foxi_brown_eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side
2006-06-22 16:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by annitis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 go find the imaginary weapons o' mass destruction and osama bin laden
2006-06-22 14:48:06 · answer #11 · answered by Rosie B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋