Entertainment & Music - 20 June 2006

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

2006-06-20 03:31:17 · 18 answers · asked by tone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Better than being an orphan, I'm sure.

2006-06-20 03:30:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love reading graphic novels mostly Viz or toykopo there good but I've been running out of graphic novels to read can someone give me any suggestings.

2006-06-20 03:28:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I have frinds that want a lot of my music in my computer and useing E-MAILs takes too long if you can help me please doo

2006-06-20 03:26:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

2006-06-20 03:26:08 · 17 answers · asked by tone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

was it good? im watching me neice tonite and she LOVES it and really wants to show it to me. but musicals arent really my thing. do they sing a whole whole lot?

2006-06-20 03:26:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Here they are ladies and gentlemen; the one, the only, "The Anorectic Tripping Parrots and the Church of Steady Social Decline".

2006-06-20 03:26:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-20 03:25:38 · 49 answers · asked by *Kimbo 2 in Movies

2006-06-20 03:22:54 · 30 answers · asked by jada0990 2 in Television

mine is; "there are 2 muffins baking in an oven, 1 say "holey sh*t, it's hot in here!" the other 1 says, "holey sh*t a talking muffin!" ya i know its stupid but think about it, its funny! is it not?!!

2006-06-20 03:22:29 · 7 answers · asked by babyboo_17 1 in Jokes & Riddles

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

2006-06-20 03:22:07 · 9 answers · asked by tone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 03:22:00 · 14 answers · asked by jada0990 2 in Music

My Top
*Patti Labelle
*Aretha Franklin
*Whitney houston
*Christina Aguilera
*Barbra Streisand
*Beyonce
*Mariah Carey
*Alicia Keys
*Nivea
I missing some help me out

2006-06-20 03:21:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Nothing mechanical than comes anywhere near can get off again, at least not with any of the regulars in it. Strange things in the jungle...c'mon, you know Gilligan is the Leader of the Others...

2006-06-20 03:21:09 · 1 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Television

i can't believe it.. sorry i've been a fan of x-men but i've stop buying comics...and how bout cyclops?

2006-06-20 03:20:30 · 9 answers · asked by pau 2 in Comics & Animation

Any information on these two groups would be great!

Thank You! :)

2006-06-20 03:20:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who do you hope comes back in the house? Do you think it will be a good season? Will you vote on Wednesday night?

I just cant wait. One more night till we get to vote!

If you dont watch the show, Dont answer!

2006-06-20 03:18:54 · 11 answers · asked by BOOTS! 6 in Television

I mean if you're trapped on an island forever, you're bound to think of it, aren't you?

2006-06-20 03:18:33 · 12 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Television

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

2006-06-20 03:16:39 · 20 answers · asked by tone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

We have a participant on here by the name of "muthafukab" who is very abusive and just threatened me on one of my questions - Watch out for him. I just reported him numerous times.

2006-06-20 03:16:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

In a battle to become Queen of the Island, who would you put your money on?
(Partially inspired by MojoMan's question, "MojoMan Vs MojoMan")

2006-06-20 03:16:33 · 11 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Television

is boring you to tears about a subject you have absolutely no interest in whatsoever?

2006-06-20 03:14:55 · 39 answers · asked by Somer 4 in Other - Entertainment

jokes, funy sayings, comedians?? what about you

2006-06-20 03:14:04 · 22 answers · asked by Kristina4uxox 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In your opinion...

2006-06-20 03:13:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-20 03:11:51 · 21 answers · asked by MusicMan10 4 in Music

i'm looking for a song. i don't know who sings it or the song's name. all that i know is that throughout the entire music video is a rube goldberg machine. the end the video is a flaming arrow hitting a target. however, the arrow misses the target and the band playing looks very pissed off.

2006-06-20 03:11:51 · 3 answers · asked by boricua82991 3 in Music

I heard natural leaders

2006-06-20 03:11:40 · 14 answers · asked by mskay 1 in Horoscopes

I wanna know who the guy is? (click link bellow)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyBhGTxk1Y

2006-06-20 03:11:36 · 1 answers · asked by Kishue 1 in Music

2006-06-20 03:09:56 · 38 answers · asked by MissNurse 7 in Polls & Surveys

wich movie is your fav. one and wich actor or actess do you like the most in it??

2006-06-20 03:09:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies