There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
2006-06-20 03:16:39 · 20 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well santa brought me all kinds of things....but i guess thats because im a good girl lol
he brought me home for the holidays
2006-06-20 03:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by ccurran7 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Santa is a corruption of a perfectly good Christian saint, Saint Nicholas. The problem is that the commercialists among us have to corrupt everything.
2006-06-20 16:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a fraud. Always has been, always will be. Santa is a complete and utter joke. End of story.
2006-06-20 10:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get anything for christmas and i didn't give anything for christmas.
i wait for the after christmas sales.
i saved 20.00 on some hair thingy for my niece.
i saved a load on the other stuff i bought too.
who the hell has money at christmas anyway.
a really good idea is to do all your christmas shopping during the presidents
day sales. all you have to do is throw the crap in a closet or attic till christmas.
2006-06-20 10:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke's really funny but i don't really believe in Santa.
2006-06-20 10:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love Santa end the story
2006-06-20 10:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love santa.
2006-06-20 10:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-06-20 10:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how little is this boy exactly to come with a come back like that? kudos!
2006-06-20 16:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. that kid is smart and gutsy telling off a cop like that.
2006-06-20 10:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋