mine is; "there are 2 muffins baking in an oven, 1 say "holey sh*t, it's hot in here!" the other 1 says, "holey sh*t a talking muffin!" ya i know its stupid but think about it, its funny! is it not?!!
2006-06-20 03:22:29 · 7 answers · asked by babyboo_17 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is your Captain
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t_i_t_s out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot 's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a s_h_i_t first."
2006-06-24 15:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an indian russ who's english sux was lying on a beach when one guy came by to ask him: are you relaxing?
russ : NO
another guy came by and asked: are you relaxing?
russ : NO
now russ stood up and walked away, awhile later he found another indian, so he went up to ask: are you relaxing?
the indian replied: why yes.
russ: u son of a ***** everyone was looking for u
2006-06-21 09:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q; why do men only ever say clever things in bed???....
A; because they're plugged into a genius
2006-06-20 04:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright their a family of moles and one goes it smells like molasses mole asses ya its stupid but thanx for the two points
2006-06-20 03:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by patriot fan12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here was this man on the motorbike who found a being from another planet and decided to have sex with it so he told it to get on the bike so he will show it the town.............ENOUGH
2006-06-20 03:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
becuz it was dead!
why was the monkey dead?
becuz it fell out of the tree!
LOL!
2006-06-20 04:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by $ Richgirl $ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DID FARMER BROWN SAY WHEN CHICKEN LITTLE TOLD HIM THE SKY WAS FALLING
HOLY CRAP A TALKIN CHICKEN
2006-06-20 03:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by wafflesnbacon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋