I mean if you're trapped on an island forever, you're bound to think of it, aren't you?
2006-06-20 03:18:33 · 12 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Ok seriously, do you roast the skinny guy who does everything or the fat guy who gives the orders. it's kinda like veal.
2006-06-20 03:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by EMT dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I swear, I hated this show. I only watch this crap because it helps me vent out my anger. This was my outlet.
The reason why the morons on that damn island never spit-roasted Gilligan was because the actually loved the little idiot!
Even though, every time they would find a sure fire way of getting off the island (even though fixing the G.d hole in the boat was never an option), the little idiot would f@ck it all up!
And, if I am not mistaken, there were tribes people on that island- why didn't they roast the Skipper like a pig (he was fat enough to represent one), put Gilligan in a pot and make a stew out of him, sacrifice the Howells, and make Mary Ann and Ginger their sex slaves while forcing the Professor to make more things for them through experiments he was creating-or, else threaten to rape him!
NOW you have a show worth while!
2006-06-20 12:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im with you man if i was on an island with him hell yes. but remember they did have to make a tv show if they got off the island to soon they would not have a job
2006-06-20 03:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by jimmyh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The danger of seeing caveman on Geico spit roasting the Gecko is 0 to nil, truly with the aid of fact the cavemen are going to have their very own television series coming quickly q4. truly. As for them being evidence of evolution... eh, who cares. i think of they are hilarious.
2016-10-31 04:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by saturnio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, they would have been of the island faster without gilligan there to mess it up
2006-06-20 03:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by sydd vicious. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too thin.
On the island they were never short of food.
2006-06-20 03:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by DaddyBoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as long as Mary Ann and Ginger are available.
2006-06-20 03:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because cannibalism isn't christian so the fcc would get 3 letters complaining from some "god warrior" and her obese church pals and cancel the show. that's why the 'tard was never eaten.
2006-06-20 03:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by neznanov0629@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the professor protected him 4 michael jackson escapades
2006-06-20 03:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't they fix a hole in the side of the damn boat?
2006-06-20 03:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋