There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.
She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."
2006-06-20 03:31:17 · 18 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I didn't do it again.
2006-06-20 03:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Uri 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That dirty old man should be in a prison somewhere and that girl shoul be in a reformatory! So say I!
A brother and sister were in the bath together when the little girl asked her mother,
"Mom whats that thing?" Pointing to his essential parts.
"That" his mother replied, "Is a CAR!"
The little boy, noticing his sister didnt have a 'Car' asked,
"mom, whats that then?" pointing to his sisters rudey bits.
"That" said his mother "is a GARAGE!" and blushing madly, left the bathroom.
About 10 minutes later mother hears a wild scream. She runs in to the bathroom to find her son in tears and blood all over the walls.
"WHAT HAPPENED?" asked mother in a panic.
"Well" said the little girl, "We tried to put his car into my Garage but it wouldnt fit so we took the back wheels off!"
Yeah yeah its crap, i know!
2006-06-20 11:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it is quite funny. I bet you'll get some people saying it's dodgy or something.
2006-06-20 16:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey... who was this girl who played with the bird ? And how did he find her after getting out of the hospital ? Please let us know !
2006-06-20 10:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by papo9112001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-06-20 10:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like it would really hert a guy .. by the way was the girl a blond? lol jk!!
2006-06-20 10:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by babyboo_17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yep heard that before but still good :)
2006-06-20 16:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the back wheels bit
2006-06-20 15:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by elbis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha funny
2006-06-20 12:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by airsoftpunk14610 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!..lol.
2006-06-20 10:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahah u have good jokes!
2006-06-20 11:01:05 · answer #11 · answered by toaster9795 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋