Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
2006-06-20 03:26:08 · 17 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are variations on that one, with the teacher holding something behind her back.
Teacher: It's red and juicy.
LJ: Tomato
T: An apple, but I like the way you think.
LJ: I've got one now. Its round, hard and has a head on it.
T: You are a disgusting child.
LJ: Its a coin, but I like the way you think!
2006-06-20 03:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a smart little son of a gun - lol good one
2006-06-20 10:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by missieclass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAMN! that kids got some major brains! of course i would want that child, he's friggin awesome!
2006-06-20 10:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i would he is kind of a creative man he is good
2006-06-20 10:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by mphoe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this lost its flavour a while ago but still
2006-06-20 16:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart little kid, luv him already.
2006-06-20 10:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny
2006-06-20 19:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah omg yes i freakin want that kid he would be awesome!!!!
2006-06-20 10:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by toaster9795 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!
2006-06-20 11:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant !
2006-06-20 11:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by cazzcull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋