One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2006-06-20 03:22:07 · 9 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not sick at all- just a joke! Lighten up for God's sake. If a reader interprets a harmless joke like this as offensive, then perhaps the reader should re-examine her own issues rather than that of the teller.
Great joke, if not a little old- well done!
2006-06-20 03:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a bit sick isn't it? who else agrees? actually driver08uk i have 2 little girls myself and do not need to address my issues at all just don't enjoy jokes like this, that's all.
2006-06-20 10:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahha omfg i almost peed my pants hahahahahahahaha omg lol you should be a comedian hahahahahaha lol omg lmao rofl
2006-06-20 12:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by airsoftpunk14610 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
future stripper in the making
2006-06-21 03:40:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-06-20 19:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch, poor mother
2006-06-20 16:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by freedom_of_speech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, i agree with baby cakes, it is kinda sick!
2006-06-20 11:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by angel_emmaclare 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahah....dats funny 2...
2006-06-20 10:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
;oD
2006-06-20 11:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋