jokes, funy sayings, comedians?? what about you
2006-06-20 03:14:04 · 22 answers · asked by Kristina4uxox 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
other than he following jokes the only other person who can make me laugh is dane cook he is the GREATEST comedian ever. check him out!
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
it depends on how hard you throw them.
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ceiling fan?
i don't have a ceiling fan in my basement.
what do you call 4 mexicans pushing a car up a street?
grand theft auto.
a black and a mexican are in a car, but who's driving?
the cop.
hope you liked them all, i still laugh every time i hear them ;-).
2006-06-20 04:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by toaster9795 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Desperate Housewives
2006-06-20 10:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Türkiye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband makes me laugh whenever I'm around him. I also find lots of things funny - the Ron & Fez radio show on XM radio, funny books, emails from friends, funny answers on Yahoo Answers, my coworkers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm... there are really too many things to name!
2006-06-20 10:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur face...that 70s show...the hot chick...elf...kicking and screaming...dumb and dumber...greys anatomy...desperate housewives...davey havok (AFI)
quotes from that 70s show:
-if u hate the fuzz on ur *** y dont u just shave it off?
-stop touching each other...it gives me needs
-u no wat wuld be a good job for me?...gigilo...the lovin is over now pay mee!
-i wuld love to make love to an 80 yr old...they must no everything...and not just bout sex...but history and trivia 2...
quotes from kicking and screaming:
-i was born a baby
-im angry..im spitting angry...im like a tornado of anger swirling about
-Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!
Mike Ditka: You're crazy!
Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!
Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!
Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
-what is that haunting aroma?
-They're like 4-foot whirling dervishes. I don't even know what a whirling dervish is but that's what they're like.
-Phil Weston: [Phil is being kicked out of Beantown] What's happening Derek, I thought we were friends.
Beantown Employees: My name is Andy.
Phil Weston: No, your name is Liar, 'cause you tell lies.
2006-06-20 10:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Maria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A silly-funny joke .
2006-06-20 11:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarah Silverman is seriously funny.
2006-06-20 10:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by fardrayt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarcasim.
2006-06-20 10:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousin is a tru comedian
2006-06-20 10:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice fanticy makes me laugh
2006-06-20 10:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spoof or other people imitating people i know or celebrities... sometimes, eventhough they don't get it that much, it's still funny how they attempt to copy them.
that's why one of my favorite shows is MADTV -- it's hilarious how they copy celebrities sometimes.
2006-06-20 10:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋