Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

2006-06-18 17:05:47 · 14 answers · asked by kiss2envy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 17:05:11 · 4 answers · asked by DruNkStripPeR 3 in Music

I thought I heard on the radio this morning that they are coming out with a new Halloween movie in Oct of 2007 and that Rob Zombie was going to be a producer or director or something like that...can anyone clear this up for me because I only got half the story when I was listening to it on the radio

2006-06-18 17:05:04 · 14 answers · asked by Emily G 1 in Movies

2006-06-18 17:04:37 · 16 answers · asked by LINDA 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-18 17:04:24 · 7 answers · asked by kkk09 3 in Other - Entertainment

YEAH I HAVE THIS THING TO DO AND I REALLY NEED A LIST OR WATEVERS OF REGIONAL MEXICAN ARTISTS PLZ!!!!!!

2006-06-18 17:04:07 · 3 answers · asked by Joshua 1 in Music

What was your favorite show? Which one was better and why?

2006-06-18 17:03:55 · 45 answers · asked by itsme! 2 in Television

2006-06-18 17:03:33 · 1 answers · asked by stasyara 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 17:03:18 · 34 answers · asked by chuck s 3 in Polls & Surveys

Are cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off ok or do I need to do something with brie and filo pastry?

2006-06-18 17:03:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1.)Hilary Clinton Demo
2.)Al Gore Demo
or
3.)Jed(not sure how that spelled) Bush Rep
4.)Jon Mckane Rep
remember they are all running no vice preidents
i would vote for gore first then Mckane, but never hilary i ill never vote for a woman... not that i am sexest i just can't see it happening and working out right

2006-06-18 17:01:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 16:59:50 · 24 answers · asked by TrustNo1 2 in Celebrities

"I'm just a bill, only a bill, sittin' here ________"
Don't forget to name the show.

*Reliving part of my childhood* :)

2006-06-18 16:59:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

hey whoever you are!!!!

2006-06-18 16:57:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-18 16:56:38 · 9 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Music

Or perhaps 10...however many i'm allowed to give out.

Ok, here it is: The cat ran into the room to lick up the milk, but the child ran into the room to...................(get creative here people!)

2006-06-18 16:56:37 · 19 answers · asked by Olalalala 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you quote Ezekiel 25;17? Which movie did this come from?

2006-06-18 16:55:52 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

2006-06-18 16:55:34 · 13 answers · asked by travis 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 16:55:07 · 13 answers · asked by makayla 1 in Polls & Surveys

...are not very much into humor?

2006-06-18 16:53:50 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 16:52:56 · 96 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 16:51:50 · 21 answers · asked by zach k 1 in Movies

I think its Juelz Santana n tha Game n T.I ....n of course tha whole dipset...what about you?...O yea cant 4get n Yung Joc(kinda)

2006-06-18 16:49:58 · 15 answers · asked by dipsetlover212 2 in Celebrities

I'm learning to play this on the piano; I've loved this song for awhile. anyone else? just wanted to know! :)

2006-06-18 16:49:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is he an actor

2006-06-18 16:49:19 · 15 answers · asked by josh 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 16:47:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need a song to use during the "bloopers / outakes" section where I show the funny or bad pictures at the end of a picture slideshow of my family.

2006-06-18 16:46:23 · 9 answers · asked by cagalaska 1 in Music

it is a radio station in Castle Rock ,WA

2006-06-18 16:46:16 · 1 answers · asked by shoeskitseroreo 1 in Music

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see me in your pants..." or something cheesy like that, lol.....
"Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest girl I've seen so far... can I take a tour of your body???" haha!! lmao...

2006-06-18 16:43:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a new company - we host parties and events.. and we are about to launch our clothing. Yummy Inc. based on the Yummy foundation, which sends a single parent back to school every year. How did it start? - well I am a single mom.... and everyone called me a yummy mummy.... so why not.... I bet there are a lot of us, and a ton of Yummy daddies too. I am just starting to advertise... I'd love suggestions! www.yummyinc.com

2006-06-18 16:43:49 · 1 answers · asked by The official Yummy Mummy 1 in Other - Entertainment