"Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see me in your pants..." or something cheesy like that, lol.....
"Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest girl I've seen so far... can I take a tour of your body???" haha!! lmao...
2006-06-18 16:43:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont know how to f_ck becos "U" r missing..
I am the little alien who hv taken the form of a computer mouse and having sex with yr fingers and....
2006-06-18 23:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your daddy must have been a theft he stole the star from the skys and put them in your eyes
2006-06-18 16:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd like to put U and I together.
2006-06-18 16:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''toddler you change my software into hardware'' ''i desire you understand CPR cos you're taking my breath away'' ''right here's 10p, call your mum and tell her you've pulled/no longer coming domicile tonight'' ''I lost my huge type, am i able to have yours?'' '' i'm no Fred Flintstone, yet i visit actual make your mattress rock''
2016-10-14 07:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bored so this is the best i can think of
"I'm tired of dating inside the family, it's time i tried something new"
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2006-06-18 17:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"baby you're so hot, i forgot my pickup line" i swear cheesiest pick up line ever! hehe check ya later ♥
2006-06-18 16:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy asked me if I would be his future ex-wife.
2006-06-18 16:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by Allie R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that shirt is very becoming of you! If I was that shirt I'd be cumming too
2006-06-18 18:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by holyghostpyromaniac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, (touches her nearest shoulder) or this shoulder? (puts arm around her while touching her opposite shoulder)...heehee
2006-06-18 17:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by Olalalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so hot the sun is jealous.
2006-06-18 16:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by Chelse S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋