Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

I think Obi-Wan is hot, but my sister says it's as bad as liking your own father. It can't be that bad, right? He isn't even real anyway (fortunately Ewan McGregor is!)

2006-06-18 16:19:01 · 15 answers · asked by craftykid22 3 in Movies

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil.

"You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to
stay
here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks
here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.

The devil opened the first room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so.
I'm
not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

.

.

.


The devil smiled and said...

.

.

.

"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

2006-06-18 16:18:29 · 9 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-18 16:17:51 · 11 answers · asked by Oscar R 1 in Other - Entertainment

that us men don't get PMS or PMT or menopausal or any of that other stuff that they put us poor guys through

how come women got all got all the luck........

2006-06-18 16:16:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's their design, I mean the milky way. The way it structures them in the sky..and the fact it's one of the first drawings that children too young to undrstand, will draw.

2006-06-18 16:15:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 16:15:32 · 13 answers · asked by Chris M 2 in Music

2006-06-18 16:15:14 · 14 answers · asked by kenandnancydresser 1 in Music

2006-06-18 16:14:38 · 1 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Other - Entertainment

i.e. Britney Spears, Ashley Simpson...the list goes on and on.

2006-06-18 16:14:18 · 15 answers · asked by SunBunny 3 in Jokes & Riddles

You need to have:
1. the actor/actress' name
2.character's name in Titanic
3.character's name in Alias

2006-06-18 16:14:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I think beyonce is trying to copy some of shakira's moves but man that's going to be really hard, but I guess their both sexy

2006-06-18 16:13:50 · 28 answers · asked by Val 1 in Music

Do you like watching It Takes A Thief On The DSC? What do you like about the show?

2006-06-18 16:13:07 · 2 answers · asked by **Anti-PeTA** 5 in Television

2006-06-18 16:12:17 · 20 answers · asked by skylightdan1 3 in Music

i know shes small, but does anyone know her hight?

2006-06-18 16:10:59 · 26 answers · asked by beanscout 2 in Music

Please enlighten me, deuce holla

2006-06-18 16:10:28 · 18 answers · asked by DeuceHolla 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 16:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by Ayaz Ali 4 in Movies

I'm from the USA and I'm just wondering

2006-06-18 16:09:59 · 7 answers · asked by College Kid 5 in Music

I love that song...its hot...if you never heard go n download it thats song hot seriously...but who likes that song?

2006-06-18 16:08:39 · 7 answers · asked by dipsetlover212 2 in Music

Also, does anyone know if it was a main song of a movie?

2006-06-18 16:07:38 · 5 answers · asked by mcgilllilnancy 2 in Television

2006-06-18 16:07:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 16:07:07 · 20 answers · asked by lady25mo2001 3 in Celebrities

the show,not the husband.

2006-06-18 16:06:30 · 7 answers · asked by DRACO99 1 in Other - Entertainment

Beyonce, India Arie, Keyshia Cole, Mariah Carey,or Mary J. Blige?

2006-06-18 16:06:22 · 15 answers · asked by sillyck 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 16:06:20 · 10 answers · asked by Brittney 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 16:05:50 · 12 answers · asked by Shaun V 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 16:05:48 · 23 answers · asked by Dee_Dee 2 in Polls & Surveys

THE WORLD'S HARDEST RIDDLE?

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

2006-06-18 16:05:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i got some old.....cheap and pretty beat up records, but the cover's were in great shape and have some amazing designs. I just really need some creative ideas on how to use them!!

2006-06-18 16:04:32 · 8 answers · asked by tanya c 1 in Music

2006-06-18 16:03:40 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When her last hit was about wanting to be a bird.

2006-06-18 16:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music