George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil.
"You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to
stay
here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks
here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.
The devil opened the first room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so.
I'm
not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my
shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
.
.
.
The devil smiled and said...
.
.
.
"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-06-18 16:18:29 · 9 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call your father if his first name is bag?
Bagdad. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!
Happy fathers day.
2006-06-18 16:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by kauffman1234 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's great! To answer the question, no, I don't think I can top that, at least not right now...but catch me after a few hours of sleep and then we'll talk...
2006-06-18 23:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a tow truck eat healthy?Tofu
2006-06-18 23:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by Chelse S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good . No I don't think I can top that. LOL!!! ............................................... What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he wont come anyway. LOL!! I know it wasn't funny but hey I thought i would throw in something anyway.
2006-06-19 00:31:25 · answer #4 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one.........available on many internet sites.
Buts nice
2006-06-18 23:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by nicegal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put a cherry on top. So yes, I can top it.
2006-06-18 23:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooooooo
2006-06-18 23:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,well,well
2006-06-18 23:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what ever
2006-06-18 23:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by rbdnumber1fan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋