Entertainment & Music - 18 June 2006

Supermodel Wisdom

They're beautiful. They're photogenic. They're also often a few feathers short of a duck. Here are some memorable quotes from some of our favorite supermodels. Remember, it's not what you say, it's what you say. Gimme a freaking break, models are not hired for their IQ's, BTW the last few Presidents of the United States, since at least LBJ -- Lyndon Baines Johnson, have been STOOPID too! Paulina, Linda, Cindy or Christie even with these dumb quotes, probably, wouldn't have got us in so much trouble!

ON THINKING: "When I model, I pretty much blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." (Cindy Crawford)

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." (Carole Mallory)

ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." (Beverly Johnson)

ON ROLE MODELS: "If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us." (Gena Lee Nolan)

ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." (Christie Brinkley)

ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." (Kathy Ireland, star of Alien from L.A. and Danger Island)

ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." (Paulina Porizkova)

ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." (Kim Alexis)

ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." (Jerry Hall)

ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER: "I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face." (Claudia Schiffer)

ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." (Tyra Banks)

ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care." (Tyra Banks)

ON BREAKTHROUGHS: "Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling." (Gabrielle Reece)

ON EPIPHANY: "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." (Christie Brinkley)

ON HEREDITY: "My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'" (Beverly Johnson)

ON THE BASICS: "It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout." (Cheryl Tiegs)

ON INTRODUCTIONS: "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself-it's eerie." (Christy Turlington)

ON COURTSHIP: "The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." (Fabio)

ON TRAGEDY: "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles-but I had on thick tights underneath." (Naomi Campbell)

ON SURVIVAL: "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers." (Carol Alt)

ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them." (Cindy Crawford)

ON LOGIC: "I think if my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me." (Christy Turlington)

ON VERSATILITY: "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak." (Linda Evangelista)

ON BODY PARTS: "I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." (Tyra Banks)

ON BODY LANGUAGE: "You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight." (Christy Turlington)

ON DEPRIVATION: "If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time." (Linda Evangelista)

ON THE GRIEVING PROCESS: "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." (Veronica Webb)

ON VENGEANCE: "Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair." (Tasha)

ON MOTIVATION: "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would." (Kate Moss)

ON ECONOMICS: "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day." (Linda Evangelista) Oh! Bite Me, Linda Evangelista!!

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2006-06-18 15:41:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

as far as race, culture, religion and all

2006-06-18 15:40:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pre-AIDS gay TV-drama about young man who comes out to his parents. The father, frustrated, embarrassed and angry, turns away, but the mom reaches out to her boy. A bit of an improvement on taboo territory over the 1982 coming-out opus "Making Love", which didn't allow itself to explore homosexual feelings, just embalmed embraces. This one is brave enough to show that gay people have desires just like everyone else. Unfortunately, the piece keeps going back to the parents in question(understandable, since Marlo Thomas and Martin Sheen are the stars here). It angered me though to see so much emphasis on the mother being "the courageous one", noble enough to offer her hand in friendship, and reassuring when she calls at the end with happiness in her voice and heart. Naturally the parents would be feeling guilty and responsible and ashamed(that's only natural),

2006-06-18 15:39:40 · 2 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Movies

There are stupid irrelavent questions in practically every subject. If theyre silly irrelavent questions you should put them in jokes or other!

2006-06-18 15:39:18 · 9 answers · asked by fUnKi BaBi 69 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-18 15:39:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-06-18 15:38:14 · 11 answers · asked by thatsob01 2 in Other - Entertainment

On his last album tha dude liberally uses tha word *****. I'm glad that he's breakin away from the kiddie rappin and turning to real talk, but do you think that on his next album will be the "PARENTAL ADVISORY" STICKER?!! Holla Back!!!

2006-06-18 15:37:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

its on the movie billy madison and it goes sumthing like this
"the renegade has got it made they finally found him ....."

2006-06-18 15:36:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Obviously other then the diagnosis, illnesses, and drama, do medical tv shows such as House MD, greys Anatomy, ect. any resemblance to the reality or a teaching hospital?

2006-06-18 15:33:59 · 17 answers · asked by sharpki 2 in Television

2006-06-18 15:33:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-18 15:33:23 · 2 answers · asked by barkley 1 in Music

2006-06-18 15:33:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

No, I did not leave out anything. This is it.

2006-06-18 15:31:27 · 6 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Humor me here. Thanks.

2006-06-18 15:30:12 · 23 answers · asked by Just Me 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-18 15:30:03 · 16 answers · asked by dorg526 1 in Movies

2006-06-18 15:28:29 · 2 answers · asked by SUDEB M 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 15:28:00 · 12 answers · asked by @$H!!! 1 in Television

Rate 1 being worst and 20 being best don't just rate tell me why you liked or disliked what he did.

2006-06-18 15:27:48 · 5 answers · asked by gerard_butler_lover_06 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-18 15:27:43 · 16 answers · asked by julie 3 in Movies

its anoying that
he never tries it

2006-06-18 15:27:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

a) under 12
b) 12-16
c) 17-23
d) 24-33
e) 34-43
f) 44-53
g) 54+

2006-06-18 15:26:12 · 28 answers · asked by sweetiepie 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'm a taraus - he's a virgo

will we be a good match?

my ex was a cancer and that was HORRIBLE.

2006-06-18 15:23:39 · 14 answers · asked by firehd 2 in Horoscopes

2006-06-18 15:23:15 · 10 answers · asked by louis m 1 in Music

I just want to know the opinions of U.S. on the American Idol winner, I really would have prefered Katharine McPhee over Taylor Hicks. How did you react?

2006-06-18 15:20:24 · 24 answers · asked by JB Keyser 1 in Polls & Surveys

And why do people look at me funny when I use fart humor? Everyone has flatulance now and again...

2006-06-18 15:17:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I heard it has something to do with attraction...

2006-06-18 15:17:22 · 15 answers · asked by bucksta22 1 in Music

Mine is a toss up between Ray Liota as Henry Hill (Goodfellas), Al Pacino as Michael Corrleone (Godfather Trilogy) or Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro in anything! Best director Martin Scorsese...

2006-06-18 15:16:10 · 18 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Movies

2006-06-18 15:15:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It can be any character, any source and any reason!!!!!

2006-06-18 15:15:19 · 2 answers · asked by Dan 5 in Other - Entertainment

future rapper david haughn

2006-06-18 15:13:58 · 2 answers · asked by jajarrell23 1 in Music