Entertainment & Music - 11 June 2006

A really awesome contribution sent in by SJ which is to be taken seriously!

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate that met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Kumar said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found
the chutney jar by now under the pillow…
Love, Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don’t Lie to Your Mother……especially if she is Indian!

2006-06-11 09:15:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

myself and cd

2006-06-11 09:15:08 · 3 answers · asked by thecure_love_song 1 in Music

2006-06-11 09:11:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and isn't Superman.

2006-06-11 09:11:39 · 16 answers · asked by Caitybell 1 in Jokes & Riddles

nothing....just wanna know

2006-06-11 09:10:27 · 11 answers · asked by PrettyNPunk Girl 1 in Celebrities

God told me to ask you

2006-06-11 09:09:32 · 22 answers · asked by Monkey boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm tryin to meet some ppl when they come in September and I dont kno how. Should I get in good with someone at a radio station or is it like a place I can buy backstage passes? I see madd girls backstage or on stage with passes and I wonder how they get them. PLEASE HELP ME!

2006-06-11 09:09:24 · 2 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

2006-06-11 09:07:57 · 2 answers · asked by brian t 1 in Music

2006-06-11 09:07:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Long Life

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

2006-06-11 09:06:38 · 7 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

any time anyone every says blue i think of sonic the hedgehog...what...hes blue also

RED

YELLOW

GREEN

BLACK ...AND

PINK

For me blood,sun,nature,hate or darkness in a person,it must die

2006-06-11 09:06:34 · 10 answers · asked by broken flame 3 in Polls & Surveys

my friend bernadine told me to ask

2006-06-11 09:03:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-11 09:03:29 · 5 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Celebrities

ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO DO THE CHICKIN' DANCE?

OH YEAHH !
hE hE. =]

2006-06-11 09:03:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont noe which 1 2 choose

2006-06-11 09:01:47 · 14 answers · asked by sweetypie10456 2 in Celebrities

for me it's Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell and their version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"

2006-06-11 09:01:32 · 11 answers · asked by lovelyladypoet 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-11 09:01:24 · 2 answers · asked by rasputin_monday 1 in Music

Curious where his character vanished to.

2006-06-11 09:00:51 · 10 answers · asked by Rob 5 in Movies

i want to buy my gf a sexy pantie for her birthday.shes 34(upper), 24(middle), 36(lower) shes about 5'4 and is 110 pounds.ladies,should i get her a hipster,thong,bikini brief?any advice for me?

2006-06-11 09:00:40 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-11 08:58:11 · 14 answers · asked by joey 2 in Movies

Who is the better rhyme-sprayer? I know, I know. To real Hip-Hop heads this is a stupid question. But Lil Bow Wow(And yes, I refuse to drop the 'lil")seems to think 'cause he's pushing units that it gives him lyrical credibility. Is he right?

Aria

*The illnovelist*

2006-06-11 08:57:45 · 13 answers · asked by illnovelist 3 in Music

2006-06-11 08:56:32 · 25 answers · asked by garcia 2 in Music

if this isnt available any where, then is anybody out there hu has this video? i will just send u my id then .........

2006-06-11 08:55:56 · 4 answers · asked by aldehyde 1 in Music

2006-06-11 08:55:32 · 9 answers · asked by sacred_90 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-11 08:54:42 · 2 answers · asked by guitargal202 1 in Movies

First one to get the movie gets the points!

"Yes sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure."

2006-06-11 08:53:51 · 8 answers · asked by disneychick 5 in Movies

2006-06-11 08:53:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What about a hamster?
This is a compulsion so please do not mock me, it will hurt my feelings and I am sure you do not want to make me cry.

2006-06-11 08:52:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I used to think Angelina's lips were fake, not anymore, hahahaha. I flipped through the People magazine today at the grocery store and I had to giggle. The baby is cute though.

2006-06-11 08:52:02 · 11 answers · asked by disneychick 5 in Celebrities

Are they running out of ideas to make motion pictures about. The original motion picture 'The Omen' was the top of the line in film making. How can they possibly improve or compliment the original?

2006-06-11 08:51:15 · 7 answers · asked by belledejourdenoir 3 in Movies