Long Life
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
2006-06-11 09:06:38 · 7 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 .... im literally rolling on the floor!!! thats hilllllllarious!! ;)
2006-06-11 09:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
but i am 100+
2006-06-11 16:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow i give u 5 stars on tha 1
2006-06-11 16:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer to the 40 midgets vs. the lion was better. lmfao
2006-06-12 08:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!!! I almost ROTFLMAO
2006-06-11 16:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by coolpowwow80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
2006-06-11 16:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-11 16:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋