A really awesome contribution sent in by SJ which is to be taken seriously!
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate that met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Kumar said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found
the chutney jar by now under the pillow…
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day: Don’t Lie to Your Mother……especially if she is Indian!
2006-06-11 09:15:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
east or west...india is the best!
2006-06-14 13:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-06-11 17:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by ummtawaam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a true application from the girls father to the guys lol i was lmao and i still am lol
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, WORK HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
1. NAME__________________________...
DATE OF BIRTH___/___/___
2.HEIGHT__________________WEIG...
3. SOCIAL SECURITY#______________DRIVERS LIC#_______________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK__________________________...
5. HOME ADDRESS______________CITY/STAT...
6. DO YOU HAVE ONE MALE AND ONE FEMALE PARENT?_______________
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN_______________________...
7. NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED?____________________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN?________________MOTORCYCLE...
TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES?___________WATERBED?____...
DO YOU HAVE AN EARRING?____NOSE RING?____BELLY BUTTON RING__
9. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEANS TO YOU?__________________________...
10. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________...
11. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________...
12. CHURCH YOU ATTEND?_______________________...
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER?_________MOTHER?_______...
14. ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEANS I WON'T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE ON MY BODY I WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE ________________
B. IF I WERE BEATEN, THE LAST PLACE I WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY _____________
C. A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ______________
D.. THE ONE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN'T ASK IS _________
E. WHEN I FIRST MEET A GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER ________
(NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN A, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES, KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING IN A SERPENTINE FASHION IS ADVISED.)
15. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU GROW UP?________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL OF THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICA AN TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION,ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
______________________________...
SIGNATURE (THAT MEANS YOU SIGN YOUR NAME)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST. PLEASE ALLOW FOUR TO SIX YEARS FOR PROCESSING. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED IN WRITING IF YOU ARE APPROVED. PLEASE DO NOT CALL OR WRITE (AS IT WILL CAUSE YOU INJURY)
btw urs is funny too
2006-06-11 16:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I have heard this joke before, but it was the serving spoon & fork, from the salad bowl.
It is funny. a "2" ha on the ha ha scale.
2006-06-11 16:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by leslie_ed123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like princess and the pea, but its different. the story type is the same but in both story if she felt it she would be rewarded, if she didnt... Very smart mom
2006-06-11 16:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by coolpowwow80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! that same story i read several times, but the ethnicity of the mother is always diffrent. i guess you just shouldn't lie to your mother no matter where your from.
2006-06-11 16:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know way is anyone going to take their sweet time reading that!
2006-06-11 16:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by shiny and late 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was off the chain! That was 4 sure cooooool!!!!
2006-06-11 16:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-06-11 16:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...made me chuckle
2006-06-12 13:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋