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What about a hamster?
This is a compulsion so please do not mock me, it will hurt my feelings and I am sure you do not want to make me cry.

2006-06-11 08:52:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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You wont catch anything, but the poor rat may get oral herpes.

2006-06-12 13:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 1 1

The Plague was suposedly a virus, and if you can't get the HIV virus from a kiss, then it should be the same with this. Unless your mouth has open sores, etc.-- same rules for HIV...

Unless you are just toying with their affections, I'd be more concerned about what THEY can get from YOU, assuming you love them at all...

Honestly, rats and hamsters and what else? Is there no monogamy left in this world? Unless they were all consenting-- in which case-- rock on with your bad self!

2006-06-11 16:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by fitpro11 4 · 0 0

Probably not. Try not to kiss the fleas though.
A hamster would be a much better alternative as they are less likely to have the fleas that cause the plague to begin with.
Warning:
Try not to stick too much tongue in its mouth as you will end up with an ex hamster.

2006-06-13 22:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0 0

No, but why would you want to french kiss a rat or a hamster?

2006-06-11 16:22:59 · answer #4 · answered by Staci B 2 · 0 0

No...I believe you'll be okay....especially if it is a pet hamster or rat-I can't say the same for a sewer/street rat.
Also,I've heard of alot of mobsters that use to kiss rats before they sent them to their deathbeds...none of the mobsters got sick...so yeah,you'll be alright!

2006-06-11 23:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by UNCLE PumpKinHead 4 · 0 0

Are you french kissing a hamster or eating its head? Look at its mouth, its head fits into your mouth. French kissing you with its head would suffocate it... And why would you cry?????

2006-06-11 16:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by coolpowwow80 3 · 0 0

I'd say no but would still have to wonder you spiked my interest so just do it and if it goes horribly wrong sorry for egging you on but if it goes well i might just give that ago too over and out

2006-06-12 07:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0 0

I'm guessing you got tired of the jellyfish, eh? Or was it the dolphin...?

& to answer your Q, only if you stick down further than the oesophagus, dearie... In both cases.

:o)

2006-06-11 16:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by monocube 6 · 0 0

Nah.......i don't think so.....but i bet you'll get a flu if u kiss a chicken. Rockinjellyfish CRY??? You gotta be kidding!! Lol

2006-06-12 02:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 0 0

I didn't catch it when I kissed my ex, so I'd say no.

2006-06-11 16:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by GEORGE 2 · 0 0

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