For Example:
You are at Wal-Mart or Target, in your cart you have 50 or 60 cans of pet food and a large bag of Gravy Train.
Common sense says: This person has pets, feeds stray animals or is planning to donate this to the local SPCA.
For some reason this never fails: A clerk or person in line says, "Oh, do you have a _________?"( dog, cat, whatever)
Do you Smile, say, "Yes" and leave it at that.
OR?
Are you a "true-Smart-@ss", and come back with witty comments?
Our family has always been the latter
and felt that it was our duty to entertain.
My favorite comeback belongs to my late hubby.
"No, we run a Nursing Home."
He never cracked a smile and looked totally serious.
(It took everything I had to maintain composure.)
2007-10-12
18:05:52
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♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥
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