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Question

Please be creative and have fun.
1. A raw potato with two feathers
2. Three buckets with human body parts
3. Guacamole
4. Made in BFE, Mississippi
5. Rindercella Slopped her Dripper
6. Orfan killed Edgar Black
7. Obsidian Arrowheads
8. The Wild Monkey Tango
9. Kharis Bey
10. A bicycle because today is Friday

Answer 1

Questions about the Texas Witch:

1. What did she use to make her Jack o' lantern?
2. For Halloween, what did she have on her front lawn?
3. What's her favourite Mexican condiment?
4. Where was she born? (And proud of it!)
5. When she sips on that ale.. she's been known to say what?
6. She has a firm belief that Orfan did what?
7. What items has she been known to collect?
8. What does she do while casting a spell?
9. The last witches gathering was here?
10. (She's not allowed to fly on Fridays) How is she getting around today?


Touche

Answer 2

1. Why do you want a potato to fly?
2. What was this doing at KFC?
3. Why does this look like the contents of a diaper?
4. What is my brother's IQ?
5. Why does the transgendered barbarian hit so hard?
6. Why did Edgar Black have a pixie stick?
7. Why did the 7th Cav. not run into the 7-11 and call for help?
8. Why did my parents have to do this 8 times?
9. What is the codeword for an east Indian paper route job?
10. Why didn't I get a Mr. Ducks?

Answer 3

1. What side dish comes with chicken tartar?

2. What does Jeffrry Dahmer keep in his bedside fridge?

3. What does this spot on my back look like to you?

4. This darned dildo broke the first time I used it; wonder where it *** from?

5. Why the hell is there water all over the floor?

6. Why are Annie and Sandy in so much trouble with the law?

7. How can you tell Blackhawk weapons from Arapaho weapons?

8. What the heck were those Cirque du Soliel people doin' up on that stage?

9. Do you remember where we spent our honeymoon?

10. Why can't we have sex in the sling like we did yesterday?

Answer 4

1. What was the aftermath of the failed experiment by Dr. Julia Frankenstein-Child to merge chicken and French Fries into one handy meal, via genetic engineering?

2. When Colonel Sanders forged secret links with the Mafia, what was the ultimate fate of the notorious informant, Ronnie "Little Mac" McDonatello?

3. What is this species of small, blind burrowing mammals called when they are from Mexico?

4. What appears on labels from factories in very, very remote parts of Egyptian Mississippi?

5. When our heroine hurried away from Chince Pharming at the Bidnight Mall, what happened?

6. What would be a typical headline if crime reporters were educated via Hooked On Phonics?

7. What did Keith Richards use to play his guitar strings on early Rolling Stones tours before the invention of the pick, thousands of years later?

8. What happened when someone spiked the punch bowl at the 78th Annual Simian Waltz Championships with amphetamines?

9. If Kharis was capable of being a literal mummy and married Mehemet Bey, what would their first child be called?

10. He eats a plane every Thursday, but what's on Monsieur Mangetout's menu today?

(See http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9806/11/fringe.mr.eat.everything/)

Answer 5

1.What were you eating today at 3 in the morning?
2.What is hidden under your bed?
3.Have you ever snorted somthing that wasnt a drug, if so what?
4. Where was the Great Wall of China made?
5.Whos Rindercella?
6. Your favorite band is?
7. You go crazy dancing____ alone in your room infront of the mirror.
8. Who are you obssesed with?
9. What did you throw at you teacher today?

Answer 6

1) What was that thing we hit the gypsy cab driver in the face with?
2) What incriminated evidence did they find in the trunk of my buick?
3) What is the best mexican topping to have smeared on your genitals?
4) Where was this noose made?
5) What did Rindercella do to her underage niece when nobody was looking?

7) What would like to never have lodged in your anus?
8) How would you desrcibe the atmosphere at the gay bar?

Answer 7

1. What does the golden snitch look like?
2. "What's for dinner?" asked the Cannibal
5. What would happen if Walt Disney was dyslexic?