Hi kids! It's time for the next installment of the Almanac of Failures. This time we go to Detroit. Imagine how many tries it took for them to come up with some of these car names. I want the ones people got fired for.
and you can add a slogan or a description of why it failed or both or even what consumer reports said about it.
Examples you say? Oh y'know like the Ford Probe! HAHAHA!!! Can you imagine if they called a car a PROBE? that would be hilari— (what's that?) uh... never mind.
The Dodge Draft
(Shared a slogan w Taco Bell- Make a run for the border!)
The Ford Excrement
(Runs on methane but don't get behind it in a traffic jam)
The Mitsubishi Itchipussi
(For the lonely housewife on the prowl)
The Toyota Beer Runner
(Off-road capable, cause you never know)
Give me your best flops!!!!
P.S. Sorry, I forgot to pick a BA on Dinoflops but for my money it was tied between Guinness, Wow, Randall & Stacey (who the voters picked). I promise I'll pick this time.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
2007-09-04
00:34:42
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